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~Psychotic~ wrote:AND an option to walk in and:
1. Join in.
2. Slowly walk back out.
3. Kill whoevers inside.
Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?
TonyMontanaDEA wrote:Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?
Both midgets and goats make very distinct sounds. It is more than obvious that neither of these 2 entities are involved.
~Psychotic~ wrote:Oh I forgot to put an option for this:
4. BEAT THEM IN HEAD WITH SODA BOTTLE OR CANDY BAR OR CROWBAR BITCHES!!!! AND MAKE 'EM BLEED AND DIE ON FUCKING GROUND IN PILE OF THEIR OWN ANAL PRODUCED SHIT!!!
Roven wrote:TonyMontanaDEA wrote:Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?
Both midgets and goats make very distinct sounds. It is more than obvious that neither of these 2 entities are involved.
Who said they had to be alive?
TonyMontanaDEA wrote:Roven wrote:TonyMontanaDEA wrote:Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?
Both midgets and goats make very distinct sounds. It is more than obvious that neither of these 2 entities are involved.
Who said they had to be alive?
Well then you should have said "dead goats" and "dead midgets". I believe the philosophical differences are beyond subtle and must be distiguinshed. I suppose if you wanted to play that game you could also have said a gagged midget or goat but once again unless you explain y ourself its impossible to know what you meant.
TonyMontanaDEA wrote:~Psychotic~ wrote:Oh I forgot to put an option for this:
4. BEAT THEM IN HEAD WITH SODA BOTTLE OR CANDY BAR OR CROWBAR BITCHES!!!! AND MAKE 'EM BLEED AND DIE ON FUCKING GROUND IN PILE OF THEIR OWN ANAL PRODUCED SHIT!!!
Please stay on topic.
First warning.
[FGS]ShadowRunner wrote:4. If it is not vaginal sex, she is not experiencing discomfort or shock, therefore she must have enjoyed anal sex on a number of occassions.
[FGS]ShadowRunner wrote:5. They kept it up the whole time I was in the Hilton, therefore they must have been on zyme or faking it.
[FGS]ShadowRunner wrote:After careful analysis of the sounds I conclude the following:
1. The female sounds are not muffled, I deduce therefore she is lying on her back, not on her front and that while they are joined at the hip, that's about it. Therefore, while anal sex can not be ruled out, it is more likely they are having vaginal sex.
2. The male sounds as if he is exerting himself somewhat and his voice is not muffled either, I deduce he is most likely on top, in between her legs and supporting himself by his arms.
3. While anal sex is possible in a missionary position, points 1 and 2 strongly suggest that they are not having anal sex.
4. If it is not vaginal sex, she is not experiencing discomfort or shock, therefore she must have enjoyed anal sex on a number of occassions.
5. They kept it up the whole time I was in the Hilton, therefore they must have been on zyme or faking it.