Dirty, dirty JC !

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Dirty, dirty JC !

Postby or 1=1 » Tue Mar 04, 08 1:49 pm

I've loaded and old singleplayer save in deus ex and I went to Mandeley's office. After he told me about the mission he mentioned about me going in the ladies bath :oops:

How much of you " waited for a show " in the ladies bath ? xD
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Postby [FGS]ShadowRunner » Tue Mar 04, 08 5:20 pm

well did u get a bollocking from Manderley for going in the ladies toilets and speaking to the secretary that steals things with TechSargeant Kaplan?

Read the sign on the door next time... GENTS .... LADIES...

You've only one tit, on your head, therefore you must use the GENTS.

didn't your parents teach you?
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Postby synthetic » Tue Mar 04, 08 7:02 pm

[FGS]ShadowRunner wrote:well did u get a bollocking from Manderley for going in the ladies toilets and speaking to the secretary that steals things with TechSargeant Kaplan?

Read the sign on the door next time... GENTS .... LADIES...

You've only one tit, on your head, therefore you must use the GENTS.

didn't your parents teach you?


Perhaps he has poor eyesight and the lady had a beard.
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Postby {17}Ales » Tue Mar 04, 08 7:33 pm

I actually stalked her there and was expecting a show ^_^
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Postby Tantalus » Thu Mar 13, 08 7:31 pm

{17}Ales wrote:I actually stalked her there and was expecting a show ^_^
"How unprofessional".

That dowdy voice will be stapled onto my short term memory for some time.
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Postby Psycho » Sat Mar 15, 08 2:13 pm

I killed Paul Denton with a Infinity :D
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Postby Mastakilla » Sat Mar 15, 08 4:19 pm

How unprofessional.
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Postby ~SaSQuAtCH~ » Sat Mar 15, 08 4:26 pm

"How noobish"
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Postby Psycho » Sat Mar 15, 08 8:38 pm

After compliting it lol, Then When Paul was supposed to turn up he didn't lol.
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Postby ~SaSQuAtCH~ » Sat Mar 15, 08 9:03 pm

Paul was in Manderley's loo blowing his boss while JC was having fun in the "ladies room".
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Postby Tantalus » Sat Mar 15, 08 10:14 pm

You could kill Bob Page with a sniper rifle at the Versalife Building. Nice one Ion Storm.
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Postby ~SaSQuAtCH~ » Sat Mar 15, 08 11:08 pm

I killed him simply by ghosting. Then in Vandenberg, I couldn't talk to him when he should have appeared on that screen.
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Postby Tantalus » Sat Mar 15, 08 11:47 pm

Tsk, ghosting is lame. The glass was brittle enough to accept a sniper bullet.
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Postby [FGS]ShadowRunner » Sun Mar 16, 08 9:58 am

Perhaps he has poor eyesight and the lady had a beard.


She's quite do-able... definitely poor eyesight.

Let's face it there isn't much sex in DX and what sex there is, is filthy and dirty...the way most of you like it it seems...

1. Unatco toilets.
2. Watching one of JoJo's pimps try it on with Sandra.
3. Standing outside doors in the 'ton peeping through hotel doors.
4. Hiring the prostitute Ling in the lucky money, or mamasan if you are really sick... "one customer twice, not allowed!" It's then hard to get rid of her, the best way to stop her following you all over the club is to shoot her.
5. Mercedes from Australia, who just wants your money
6. A nurse in a paris nightclub, who just wants your money as well
What else is on offer, that nutcase duClare or banging Gary Savage's daughter...
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Postby Mastakilla » Sun Mar 16, 08 12:45 pm

So what are you saying? You rather have a romantic scene with Anna Navarre?
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Postby Professor Layton » Sun Mar 16, 08 1:19 pm

A precious opportunity we cannot neglect.
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Postby ~SaSQuAtCH~ » Sun Mar 16, 08 1:46 pm

MastaKilla wrote:So what are you saying? You rather have a romantic scene with Anna Navarre?


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Postby DXMPFreak » Tue Mar 18, 08 4:23 pm

I also went in there for the fun of it. Manderly wasnt too pleased and she isnt pleased with you as the game goes on
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Postby ~SaSQuAtCH~ » Tue Mar 18, 08 6:18 pm

rofl, gtfo already :D
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Tue Mar 18, 08 8:26 pm

Clix wrote:A precious opportunity we cannot neglect.


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